OREO Vault seeks to save humanity’s most precious commodity from asteroid Doomsday, plan to line your face for eternity

Ten years ago the world learned about Svalbard Global Seed Vault. This secure seed bank is located on the Norwegian island of Spitsbergen in the Svalbard archipelago. It was created to preserve the seeds with the aim of ensuring that certain plants remain even in the midst of some type of global epidemic. And no, we’re not talking about COVID. Think about global warming which destroys crops and kills trees. This is what the Svalbard Global Seed Vault is for. Like all of us, the people of Oreo saw the news and realized that while the seeds of the world are safe, what about its chocolate and cream cookies?

With the news that NASA reported an asteroid was heading towards Earth on November 2, the day before the presidential election, Oreo decided the time had come to tell the world about his own arctic vault.

It’s called the Global OREO Vault and it’s asteroid-proof and built in the permafrost of Svalbard, Norway, on the same archipelago as the aforementioned seed chest. At Oreo’s facilities, you’ll find Oreo cookies (wrapped in mylar to keep them cool in temperatures as cold as -80 degrees and as hot as 300 degrees), powdered milk, and his top secret recipe. iconic cookies. Safe from chemical attack, an asteroid, chocolate-loving alien invasion, or even global warming.

While this sounds like a joke, it is real. Oreo even disclosed the contact details for the safe. They’re 78 ° 08’58.1 “N, 16 ° 01’59.7” E, so you know where to go if there’s even an apocalyptic event that wipes out every packet of Oreo cookies around the world.

Photo: Oreo

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